Once upon a time I was in
prison. Truth to tell I was in prison a few times. That experience stays with
you. Even now I occasionally have the sense of being a lapsed prisoner. Though
not in any serious way. I suppose I say that only because I think it is a funny
thing to say. I don't seriously believe I could end up back in prison. But
never say never. We live in a funny old world. Anyway prison never did me any
harm. I met many interesting people there. Some of them were prisoners. Some
were prison officers.
Some of the ones who were
prisoners were Trusties. ODCs. Ordinary Decent Criminals. Jimmy was one of
these. That's not his real name. The ODCs emptied the rubbish. Worked in the
kitchen. Or the hospital. The ODCs wouldn't have much truck with us anyway. Especially the
ones from loyalist neighbourhoods. Jimmy was a loyalist. Or at least that was
his background. How do I know that I hear you ask. He told me so himself. The
Ordinary Decent Criminals didn't consort much with republican political
prisoners. Probably afraid to. Not that there were many points of contact
between us anyway. Especially with the loyalists. By the way there were quite a few
ODCs from nationalist neighbourhoods as well less I am accused of
caricaturing loyalists.
Jimmy worked with the
prison doctor. I was over one day chancing my arm looking for a milk ration.
Getting a milk diet was a good way of avoiding some of the worst of the prison
food. Jimmy noted down my details. There was no one else in the waiting room.
The Doctors was in a little wing of its own. A small cell. There was a slightly
bigger one just beside where the doctor had his office. Jimmy and I were in the
small cell. Just me and him.
'How you getting on?' I
asked.
He was a little bit
surprised. Looking up from his folder - my folder - he asked ' Who me? You
talking to me?'
'I don't see anybody else
here.'
'Oh I'm dead on. Just not
used to one of youse talking to one of us'. He looked around anxiously. ' I'm
not of your sort. I dig with the other fut.'
'Good man' I replied
'what's your name?'
'Jimmy' he said ' and I
know who you are.'
I stuck my hand out. He shook it firmly.
'You smoke?' I asked.
'Yup' he said ' like a
train. Nothing else to do in this kip'.
I gave him a few
cigarettes. He smiled warmly at me.
'Thanks mate. I
appreciate that.'
'I'm giving them up' I
said. 'Again.'
'Wait there' he ushered
me into the bigger cell. 'the doctor will call you in a minute'.
When I finished with the
doctor and returned to the small cell Jimmy was gone. But I saw him again the
following week. My milk ration had to be prescribed on a weekly basis. I didn't
mind that. It got me out and about. Getting a ration of milk every day was a
big deal. And getting out to the doctors was a break in the monotony of prison
life. So was meeting Jimmy. He and I became friends. I would bring him a few
fags. He would slip me a newspaper or a bar of chocolate. That might not sound
like a big deal but when I was on punishment a square of Cadburys was a feast
and getting a newspaper was like a visit to the library.
Jimmy was also taking a
chance giving me this stuff. He could have got into trouble. Loss of his privileges. Maybe even loss of remission. Me? I was in trouble
anyway. On a Red Book. So it didn't really matter to me. Most of the time I was
in with a bunch of other political prisoners. We looked after each other. We
didn't have that much contact on a daily basis with the prison system. Or as I've mentioned, with the Trusties.
That wouldn't be approved of. By the prison regime. Or maybe by our own ones as
well.
But as luck would have it
Jimmy and me never got caught. These weekly encounters became part of our
routine. We would only be together for a few minutes. Even less. But we liked
chatting to each other. Jimmy chatted a lot. So after six months I knew he
started his gaol career for stealing drugs from a chemist he worked for. He
said he was pressured into doing it. That's how he got to work with the prison
doctor. Because he used to work for a chemist. He said he was a young
man at the time. Now Jimmy was married and had two kids. But since his first
stint he was in and out of prison a good deal. Just for a few months or a year
or so at a time. Nothing too big. Mostly bits and pieces of fraud. Once for
assaulting a peeler.
'What type of loyalty is
that? I scolded him.
'I'm also fond of a wee
drink' he confessed to me.
One day as we discussed
his release. It was only a month off. 'Drinks a curse if it gets to you' he
proclaimed. 'I'm gonna give it up'.
'Well' I said ' You have
a lot going for you. A wife. Two babies. You gotta think of them'.
'That’s okay for you to say that. Your side has everything going for
you'. He replied.
I burst out laughing.
'Would you ever catch
yourself on' I told him. 'I'm stuck in here. No charges. No trial. No release
date. You're out next month. I'm sure there will be a wee rehabilitation job
waiting for you. There is no reason for you ever to be back in here again. If you
mind yourself. Remember if you can't do the time don't do the crime'.
'That's not what I mean!'
He retorted. 'You know that. I mean your side are getting everything that's
going. All the oul shite about discrimination is paying off. You really think
our side has all the good jobs and the nice houses? We have nothing. Not where
I come from.'
'Well do something about
it' I said. 'Don't blame me. I don't blame you. I don't believe in this two
sides carry on. Who does that suit?'
We left it at that. But
when I was leaving a few minutes later he slipped me a packet of Polo mints.
'Your breath is stinking' he smiled.
We parted on good terms.
He, a few weeks later, out to East Belfast. Me back to solitary. I missed our
weekly engagements. Then eventually I got out as well. Years later up at
Stormont I was on my way into Martin McGuinness' office one day when a man
detached himself from a group of visitors and hailed me. It was Jimmy.
I was delighted to see
him. He was delighted to see me. We shook hands warmly.
'You've come up in the
world' he exclaimed.
'So have you' I said.
'I'm taxi-ing' he told me
'showing these French visitors around. Giving them the real history of our wee
country. Will you get a photo with them? '
'Sure' I agreed ' if you
come in and say hullo to Martin'.
So we did. Martin was as gracious as ever. I told him about me and Jimmy
and our gaol soirées. Jimmy insisted on getting a photo with Martin. As he
looked around his big office he turned to me.
'Didn't I tell you your
side is getting everything that's going?' He laughed.
'And didn't I tell you
that I don't believe in this two sides nonsense. We disagree on things but we're all the one'.
'That’s my position too' Martin said. 'You won't be surprised to hear!'
'Ask my brother am I a
liar? Jimmy smiled. 'Seriously Martin you're doing a great job with the peace
process'.
'You never said that to
me' I chided him.
'I get the credit' Martin
laughed ' he gets the blame. Now if you two aul jailbirds get out of my office
I'll get back to my work'.
So we left him. Jimmy and
I parted in the Great Hall. As he went out with his group he slipped me another packet of Polo mints.
'Your breath is still
stinking' he told me.
That was Jimmy. We arranged to meet again but we never got round to it for a
while after I became a TD for Louth. Then he came down to Dublin for a Bruce
Springsteen concert and I got him - Jimmy that is not Bruce - to come into the Dáil for lunch and we had a great session
together.
When we were parting he
told me he hopes he never goes back to gaol again. I hope so too. Jimmy is a
decent man. He has learned his lesson. If he does end up in clink again that
would be a disaster. Especially if I was there as well.
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